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"Oh God," Stewie groans. "I’ve made them all like Brian. The smugness levels are off the charts!" "Hey!" Brian protests.

The cat immediately begins spinning uncontrollably in mid-air. Peter watches it for a second. "This is like the time I tried to start my own airline." famyli guy

Back at the Griffin house, Brian is sitting on the couch, sipping a martini and reading a New Yorker. Stewie walks in carrying a glowing, pulsating orb. "Oh God," Stewie groans

"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy." Brian is sitting on the couch