"I spent weeks on this teapot. I filled it with every inside joke we have—the high school photo, the hot sauce packets , the yearbook. I even wrote a card that finally said... well, everything.
Since certain unnamed individuals (Phyllis) clearly don’t understand that the value of a gift equals the value of the person, we are officially switching to . If you see a $400 video iPod, it’s mine to give and yours to fight over. Rules: You can keep your gift or steal someone else's. No one wants the homemade oven mitt. [S2E10] Christmas Party
Then Michael happens. Suddenly, my personal gift is being traded for shamrock keychains and Dwight is using the teapot to clear his sinuses. "I spent weeks on this teapot