(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project.
"Did you all complete your 500-page practice tests? Did you sleep more than four hours? No? GOOD. Because Santa only brings caffeine pills and existential dread this year!" ANYA: (Sighing) Why can’t we just be normal? stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov
Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty. (Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand