"I actually find it fascinating," Raj said, sipping his water. "In India, we respect the grain. But Leonard, you’re looking at it all wrong. You aren't the victim of the bran. You are the pioneer! You are the Neil Armstrong of the small intestine."
"Reason?" Sheldon scoffed. "She didn't even account for the milk-to-grain ratio. Truly, we are surrounded by primitives." If you’d like to keep the story going, let me know: Which should have a "breakdown" next? The Big Bran HypothesisThe Big Bang Theory : Se...
Penny rolled her eyes, standing up to head back to the kitchen. "Or, here’s a hypothesis: you guys are all dorks, and Leonard just needs to buy a different box of cereal." "See?" Leonard gestured toward her. "The voice of reason." "I actually find it fascinating," Raj said, sipping
"It’s not an experiment, Sheldon," Leonard snapped. "I just bought a box of 'Colon’s Best' and I’ve been stuck in a feedback loop. If the bran is the catalyst for productivity, but the resulting… interruptions … negate that productivity, is the bran actually a net-negative for the scientific community?" You aren't the victim of the bran
Sheldon tapped his chin. "Leonard, if you’re truly committed to this hypothesis, we need a control group. Penny, you will eat nothing but sugary marshmallow puffs. Howard, you take the toasted oats. I, of course, will remain on my strict regimen of Fiber One, as my schedule is already optimized for a 7:45 AM 'event.'"
"Penny for your thoughts?" Penny asked, sliding into the booth with a tray of drinks.
"Except instead of a giant leap for mankind, it’s a brisk walk to the hallway bathroom," Penny muttered.