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“Nandor?” she asked, her voice melodic. “Is the war over?”

The Djinn leaned against a support beam, watching the reunion with a flat expression. “Just a reminder, Master. You wished for her to be exactly as you remembered. Which means she still thinks the Earth is flat and that illness is caused by an imbalance of the humors.”

“That is fine,” Nandor waved him off. “Guillermo will explain the internet to her. It is basically the same thing as magic anyway.” The LampWhat We Do in the Shadows : Season 4 Ep...

The Djinn flipped through several pages on his clipboard. “Ah, yes. Marwa. From the Kingdom of Al-Quolanudar. Let’s see… she was wife number thirty-seven? Or was it thirty-eight? You had thirty-seven of them.”

Should we dive into the specific consequences of this wish or move to another episode? “Nandor

“Marwa!” Nandor cheered, throwing his arms wide. “The war has been over for seven hundred years! Welcome to Staten Island. It is like the afterlife, but with more strip malls.”

As Nandor led a bewildered Marwa upstairs to meet Nadja and Laszlo, the Djinn checked a box on his form. He looked at the remaining wishes and then at the messy pantry. With a small, rebellious smirk, he used a fraction of his own power to make a small plate of very high-quality dates appear on the shelf. You wished for her to be exactly as you remembered

Being a magical slave was exhausting, but at least the drama in this house was better than sitting in a dark lamp.