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"One more song," a voice whispered from the PC's cooling fan. "Get an 'S' Rank, or you'll be the one sliding for eternity."

With a reckless click, the download began. The progress bar crawled like a tired snail. Leo spent the wait practicing his embouchure on a pencil, imagining the glory of nailing the high notes on The Stars and Stripes Forever . He could almost taste the virtual baboons. "Download Complete." Trombone Champ Free Download (v1.07)

Leo grabbed the mouse. His fingers moved with the desperation of a man possessed. He dodged the "Nasty" notes, he channeled the power of a thousand middle-school band students, and he hit the final "Perfect" toot just as the sun began to peek through his blinds. "One more song," a voice whispered from the PC's cooling fan

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The sound was closer now, right behind his chair. He turned around, but there was nothing there but his laundry pile. When he looked back at the monitor, the trombone avatar was staring directly at him, its digital eyes wide and unblinking. The text on the screen had changed:

Leo double-clicked the icon. Instead of the cheerful, slightly off-key brass fanfare he expected, the speakers emitted a sound like a wet tuba falling down a flight of stairs. The screen didn't show the main menu; it showed a hyper-realistic, 3D-rendered trombone that seemed to be sweating.